Thoughts That Occurred to Me Monday

For most people on Wall Street right now, doing our jobs is like sweeping the porch before a hurricane.

Why does Falco's version of Puttin' on the Ritz always go through my head when I'm on Park Avenue?

I married very, very well.

Am I a bad person because I find amusement on Rosh Hashanah by looking around the floor at people and thinking, "Not a Jew"? Is it worse because I do it using Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song voice?