Seriously, Who Buys This Stuff?

In the last thirty hours:

1) I spent all day Sunday sitting in a chair or on the couch whining about back pain
2) My employer announced a $3.4 billion write-down because "oops, someone forgot we're not a hedge fund"
3) I had to eat my third choice cereal for breakfast because the craptacular closet of questionable food that passes as a cafeteria here didn't have anything better

Of these I'm most upset about number three.