Ur Doin It Rong

You want to read this. You probably shouldn't, but you want to.

Oh wait, that's me.

Carry on.

Don't Cross The Streams

In spite of spending most of my waking hours looking at market information, I'm not a fan of financial news networks. Almost all the noise from talking heads is a distraction and if they have something worth saying I'm sure a dozen people will comment about it on the interwebz for me to find as needed.

That said, I'm tempted to watch the video clip below because I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the host shooting lasers from her fingertips at guests. Looks promising.




Ok, I can't really bring myself to watch it, but if anyone wants to email me a summary that'd be great.

What's the Roman Numeral for 4,729?

I'm just back from Madame Delicious' family reunion. Two observations:

• It's been a month since the last post. Yet another tick in the why I'm lame column.
• I learned while at the reunion that my posts are too long. A brother-in-law mentioned that he visited Delicious Animals once and gave up after finding "some kind of long rant." Tick two in the aforementioned column.

In an attempt to remedy both of these issues for your amusement, I present the bald man comb via bbg: