A Mystery Solved
There has been much speculation about what it will take to get Ben blogging again. Today the mystery ends.
After painstaking research and untold expense I have cracked the code. Although Ben is too busy to read Delicious Animals, I'm sure his people will inform him of my accomplishment so that he can resume his efforts. (Note to Ben's people: he may also enjoy a cold frothy root beer to aid in the blogging. Take care of that too please.)
When I tell you the secret you'll be embarrassed you didn't think of it yourself because it's so obvious. Don't be like that - we all have our own special talents and I'm sure you're a good person.
By rearranging the letters in the phrase "Ben Blair The Executive" we get "Cute Venerable Exhibit". Clearly Ben stopped blogging because we as his audience failed to appreciate these aspects of his work. I for one vow to be more vocal in my praise of Ben's cuteness and look forward to the prompt resumption of posts at The Executive.
After painstaking research and untold expense I have cracked the code. Although Ben is too busy to read Delicious Animals, I'm sure his people will inform him of my accomplishment so that he can resume his efforts. (Note to Ben's people: he may also enjoy a cold frothy root beer to aid in the blogging. Take care of that too please.)
When I tell you the secret you'll be embarrassed you didn't think of it yourself because it's so obvious. Don't be like that - we all have our own special talents and I'm sure you're a good person.
By rearranging the letters in the phrase "Ben Blair The Executive" we get "Cute Venerable Exhibit". Clearly Ben stopped blogging because we as his audience failed to appreciate these aspects of his work. I for one vow to be more vocal in my praise of Ben's cuteness and look forward to the prompt resumption of posts at The Executive.
2 Comments:
I think he wanted pepperoni on his pizza with that root beer too
addendum note to ben's people: pepperoni pizza for ben please. i'll take some too while you're at it.
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